Post by Administrator on Dec 12, 2006 19:19:51 GMT -5
By GANGSTERR Of SMALLBLOCK POSSE .COM
And it was posted December 11, 2006 09:13 PM
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1) You know you cant ever beat someone so you make it your lifes work to find someone who can.
2)You beg someone for a spot knowing full well you still wont race if you get it but only ask because you dont think you will get it and it will make you seem tough.
3)You get the spot you asked for and how have to admit you only asked because you didnt think they would give it.
4)You try to convince people 2 halves of a carburetor is the same as one carburetor.
5)You tell 2 people the other is talking shit about them so you can hopefully get them arguing with each other to get the heat off yourself.
6)You suddenly cant tell the difference between a car that was completely built from scratch and a car that was actually a car to begin with.
7)You can always understand why you need a spot but can never understand why you have to give one.
8)You dont care that the other guy is right, you arent giving the spot because you just know you cant race fairly and win.
9) weight means nothing if you are lighter, heads mean nothing if yours are better, chassis means nothing if yours is more superior.
10)weight means everything if you are heavier,heads mean everything if yours arent as good,chassis means everything if yours isnt as good.
11)You only race on the street if the guy who wants to race you only races on the track.
12)You only race at the track if the guy who wants to race you only races on the street.
13)You spend your day calling fast guys on the phone trying to get them to race someone who wants to race you.
14) You go as far as to threaten someone with their own friend just because hes fast and you're not.
15)You lie awake at night all winter plotting how you are going to beat that guy next season.
(The same way you did the last 20 winters)
16)You swear that guy isnt going to race anybody,even though he wants to race you and you wont race him.
17)You race a lighter juice car with less spot and surrender your money instead of the heavy motor car that was offering you a bigger spot just because if you race them you wont be able to say; "they dont race"
18)you would rather beg for a spot from a car set up better than yours than run a car set up like you heads up.
19)When confronted by someone to race,you aimlessly begin to spit out names of fast people without their knowledge in hopes you will scare the other guy away.
20) YOU JUST READ THIS AND WONDER IF ANYONE ELSE KNOWS ITS ABOUT YOU.
update #21) YOU WERE HAPPY TO SEE THIS THREAD FALL TO PAGE 3 AND NOW YOU'RE MAD I BROUGHT IT BACK TO THE TOP!
update #22) YOU POST IN EVERY OTHER TOPIC TO GET THIS ONE OFF THE FIRST PAGE!
update #23) THE OLD BAIT & SWITCH ROUTINE!!! SOMEONE HAS A CAR SET UP THE SAME WAY AN OPPONENT IS, (example: stock bottom end ford w/power adder) BUT THEY CAN'T RACE THAT EITHER AND THEY HAVE ONE ALSO, BUT THEY CAN COME UP WITH ANOTHER CAR TO RACE IT WITH INSTEAD.
update #24) CAN'T EVER AGREE ON A D.P. MAN! IT'S O.K. FOR YOU TO USE SOMEONE THEY CHOOSE BUT THEY NEVER AGREE WITH WHO YOU SUGGEST? (this also goes for flagmen, people callling it up stairs & down stairs too!)
HAD TO BRING THIS BACK UP TO THE TOP!
[shadow=red,left,300]SO POETIC & SO TRUE![/shadow]
And it was posted December 11, 2006 09:13 PM
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1) You know you cant ever beat someone so you make it your lifes work to find someone who can.
2)You beg someone for a spot knowing full well you still wont race if you get it but only ask because you dont think you will get it and it will make you seem tough.
3)You get the spot you asked for and how have to admit you only asked because you didnt think they would give it.
4)You try to convince people 2 halves of a carburetor is the same as one carburetor.
5)You tell 2 people the other is talking shit about them so you can hopefully get them arguing with each other to get the heat off yourself.
6)You suddenly cant tell the difference between a car that was completely built from scratch and a car that was actually a car to begin with.
7)You can always understand why you need a spot but can never understand why you have to give one.
8)You dont care that the other guy is right, you arent giving the spot because you just know you cant race fairly and win.
9) weight means nothing if you are lighter, heads mean nothing if yours are better, chassis means nothing if yours is more superior.
10)weight means everything if you are heavier,heads mean everything if yours arent as good,chassis means everything if yours isnt as good.
11)You only race on the street if the guy who wants to race you only races on the track.
12)You only race at the track if the guy who wants to race you only races on the street.
13)You spend your day calling fast guys on the phone trying to get them to race someone who wants to race you.
14) You go as far as to threaten someone with their own friend just because hes fast and you're not.
15)You lie awake at night all winter plotting how you are going to beat that guy next season.
(The same way you did the last 20 winters)
16)You swear that guy isnt going to race anybody,even though he wants to race you and you wont race him.
17)You race a lighter juice car with less spot and surrender your money instead of the heavy motor car that was offering you a bigger spot just because if you race them you wont be able to say; "they dont race"
18)you would rather beg for a spot from a car set up better than yours than run a car set up like you heads up.
19)When confronted by someone to race,you aimlessly begin to spit out names of fast people without their knowledge in hopes you will scare the other guy away.
20) YOU JUST READ THIS AND WONDER IF ANYONE ELSE KNOWS ITS ABOUT YOU.
update #21) YOU WERE HAPPY TO SEE THIS THREAD FALL TO PAGE 3 AND NOW YOU'RE MAD I BROUGHT IT BACK TO THE TOP!
update #22) YOU POST IN EVERY OTHER TOPIC TO GET THIS ONE OFF THE FIRST PAGE!
update #23) THE OLD BAIT & SWITCH ROUTINE!!! SOMEONE HAS A CAR SET UP THE SAME WAY AN OPPONENT IS, (example: stock bottom end ford w/power adder) BUT THEY CAN'T RACE THAT EITHER AND THEY HAVE ONE ALSO, BUT THEY CAN COME UP WITH ANOTHER CAR TO RACE IT WITH INSTEAD.
update #24) CAN'T EVER AGREE ON A D.P. MAN! IT'S O.K. FOR YOU TO USE SOMEONE THEY CHOOSE BUT THEY NEVER AGREE WITH WHO YOU SUGGEST? (this also goes for flagmen, people callling it up stairs & down stairs too!)
HAD TO BRING THIS BACK UP TO THE TOP!
[shadow=red,left,300]SO POETIC & SO TRUE![/shadow]
